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Title: Some more Heights
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Blog Entry: Test yourself 1.         What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip .What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.What is height of Active laziness?  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. What is height of Forgetfulness?  Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.What is height of Stupidity? A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. What is height of De-hydration?  A cow giving milk powder.What is Height of Kanjoosi?  Banta's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!!What falls but never gets hurt? Rain What has a neck but no head? BottleWhich is the room that we cannot enter? MushroomWhich is the table that we can eat? VegetableWhich is the biggest city? ElectricityWhich is a dress that you can't wear? AddressWhat did Rina take a ladder to her school? She wanted to be in high school.Which is the biggest ant? ElephantWhat has a mouth but cannot speak? A gramophoneWhat is a history teacher's favorite fruit? DatesWhat did one mosquito say to the other? Good biteWhat comes thrice in December, once in February and never in March and April? The letter EWhat does the older chimney say to the younger chimney? You are too young to smokeWhich room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof? Mushroom    Your life - your likes - you decide!!!