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Title: Driving Licence
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Blog Entry: The following are a sampling of real answers receivedon exams given by the California Department ofTransportation' s driving school.  Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can't see my license plate.   Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?A: Make eye contact and wave 'hello' if she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.