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Title: Would You remarry
Category: Other
Blog Entry: A husband and wife are sitting watching football on TV when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?"HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "WIFE: -- silence --