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Blog Entry: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and itseems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for anhour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'Srelativity. - Albert Einstein The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts workingthe moment you get up in the morning and does notstop until you meet a beautiful girl .. - Uzair Sait The trouble with being punctual is that nobody'sthere to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones We must believe in luck. For how else can we explainthe success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan It matters not whether you win or lose; whatmatters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome. Help a man when he is in trouble and he willremember you when he isin trouble again. Complex problems have simple, easy to understandwrong answers. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider itcreative problem solving. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't knowwhere to shop. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk. Forgive your enemies but remember their names. The number of people watching you is directlyproportional to the stupidity of your action.   Dont worry that the world ends today, its alreadytomorrow in Japan