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Title: Today's Jokes
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Blog Entry: 1. • The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"2 • A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000 3 • Teacher: What do u know about Sensex?Pappu When we have sex with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen & Sushmita Sen etc. it's called Sen Sex! 4 • Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti.5 • Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!