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Content: Naughty Answers!    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.    He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says :   "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ************ ********* ********* ********* *****  A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" Santa wrote back,   " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ************ ********* ********* ********* *  What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress ************ ********* ********* ***** Husband asks:     "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: W ithout Information F ighting Every-time Wife replies: " No,...... It means: With I diot For E ver !!!"  ************ ********* ********* ********* ** What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *  A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says:   "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.