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Subject: Why You Should Never Visit a 5 Star Hotel
Content: Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"Answer: "tea please "Question : "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"Answer : "Ceylon tea "Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"Answer: "white"Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "Answer: "With milk "Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"Answer: "With cow milk please.Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "Answer: "With sugar"Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"Answer: "Cane sugar "Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "Answer: "Mineral water"Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst