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Subject: NEWTON'S LAWS OF LOVE
Content: NEWTON law of love..............U niversal L aw O f L ove:" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "F irst L aw O f L ove:" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A GirlIn Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play AndBreak The Legs Of The Boy. "S econd L aw O f L ove:" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy AndThe Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of TheBank Balance. "T hird L aw O f L ove: " The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite