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Subject: Meet an Idot :-))
Content: Ek Idot-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?Rikshawala: 10 RsIdot: 2Rs mein chalega to theek haiRikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayegIdot: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idot kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle…Idot: Don't worry darling, I'm already married. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idot: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena .Wife: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?Idot: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta hai! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idot & his friend are walking down the road when the Idot's friend says: Look at that dog with one eye!Idot covers one of his eyes and says: Where? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idot: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?Friend: Don't know.Idot: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go to his! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idot was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'He wrote: I was made by a mistake. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?Idot: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idot was busy in removing a wheel from auto. His friend asks: Why r u removin a wheel from ur auto?Idot: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------See what a spelling mistake can do...Idot went to Goa . Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.Idot: But I've never been able to see the numbers