VIEW FULL VERSION: Link
Subject: hasna mana hai part one
Content: Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I have come for my urine test! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------British : You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How ? British : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says British Broarcasting (BBC) Radio. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. sardar1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aik tablegi jamaat k ameer ne apnay sathiyoon ko safar per rawana honay se pehlay hidayat ki k jab bhi, kahin bhi, larki nazar aye tu Fauran Astagfirullah Perhna hai...jaisay hi safar shuru hua saray aram se baithay huay tay k achanak aik shakhs ne kaha k Astagfirullah.. baqi saroon ne kaha k kidher hai, Kidher hai..-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tuwanoo Ajeeb gal Dasan?.................................murghi ne aanda dita.....................hai na ajeeb?...................Nahi?.......................te tusi de k dekhao.... -----------------------------------------------------14 febuary is a date of velentine day .is ke thik 9 months baad 14 november is a date of childrens day ?why?????????it is a point to think what hepens on 14 feband wht hepen on 14 november----------------------------------- i hope like it again..........thanks