Subject: New SMS
Content: If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! ------------ --------- --------- ----- I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha ------------ --------- --------- -----God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes! ------------ --------- --------- ------Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have! ------------ --------- --------- ---------What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail ------------ --------- --------- --------- - This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat ------------ --------- --------- -------You've got Style... You've got Intelligence. .. You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry! ------------ --------- --------- --------- Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? ------------ --------- --------- --------- -The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! ------------ --------- --------- ----------A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding ------------ --------- --------- --------- --Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? ------------ --------- --------- ------ If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used. ------------ --------- --------This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet! ------------ --------- ------- Without u ,life is black and whiteWithout u ,the world is no hops no lightWithout u t can't go left or rightWithout u i lose my sightThank u my glasses............ .... Uski nazr meri tarf thi,Meri nazr uski tarf thi,Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi, Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya............ .... Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy........DHARKAN mango de daingy........JIGER mango de daingyKyun k TeenO filmz ghar main he Parii hain!!!!!............ ....E dost teri dosti k liye Duniya chod dengeTeri traf aye tufan ko mod denge, Lekin tune jo sath chodaKasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!............ .... Tez hawa ka jhonka aayaSaath main teri khushbu laya Tab meray dil main khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya............ ....Quaid AZAM foat ho chuky hen,LIQUAT ALI be shaheed ho chuky hen!IQBAL B NAHIN RAHAYMARI bitabiat kuch theek nahi rehti Pata nahi Pakistan ka kya banay ga?............ ....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaKuch nahi bas aapka chehra yaad aagaya Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha............ ....You = cuteYou = hotYou = sweetYou = intelligentYou = amazingYou = perfectMe = liar............ ....Let me Guess Wht ru DoingReadingBook?NaNa!ListningMusc?Uhu!WatchingTV?Nah.!Caught U!Missing Me.& READIND My SMSNa..!Oh Now Ur Smiling!............ ....Teacher in algebra class:A=B &B=CSoA=CGive me a relevantExampleSTUDENTSirI LOVE U &U LOVE Ur DOUGHTERMeansI LOVE UrDOUGHTERHeheheheeh(:>$............ ....Teri ma di...Teri piyo di...Tere behn di....Tere pra di....Teri bhabi di... Tere poray khandan di...Te meri v....Tu "Jaan" hay............ ....7 WONDES OF THE WORLD BOLE TO 1- APUN 2- APUN KI SMILE 3- APUN KI ESTYLE 4- APUN KI FACE 5- APUN KI NATURE 6- APUN KA MSG 7- BOLE TO TUM APUN KA DOST ............ ....Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon,Tere ghar aaon, Tere ghar aaon, Baar baar aaon, Har baar aaon AUR ... Ball baja kar bhaag jaon ............ ....Agar aap khubsoorat banna chahtey ho to yeh parho 1234567891011121314151617181920.. ......... ......... ...-----Arey arey yeh kia itne saloon main nahi hua to ab kia khubsoorat bano gay
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