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Subject: Some funny SMS and laugh
Content: man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?sardar totly confused and ask the mantum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.date of birth to batai he nahi..  Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,lady: how many wife do u have?Doctor: Two.  wife: thora aram se karo express chala rahe hoHusband: to kiya margari chalaon?itne main muna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.jo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao.(Sender = Shahid Ali)  once prince charles and sardar having dinnerprince said: pass the vine you divine!sardar thinks how poetic,sardar says: pass the custard you bastard. Teacher: write your father name in English.Sikh student: beautiful red underware.Teacher: what is this?Student: it's not wrong.his name is sunder lal chadda.  husband: aaj tak tum kitne logon k sath soi ho?wife: sach bolon to sirf aap k sath he soi hoon.baki sab k sath sari sari raat jagi hoon  Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.  ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe.wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k pehli dafa hum main se koiBrain Hambrige se mara hai Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahiSon: haan pata hai mujhe,Father: kiya pata hai?Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai jo bachon k liye khela jata hai  Ek sardar sochta raha?sari zindagi sochta raha?sochta raha?aur sochte sochte mar gaya..kmeri behan k 2 bhai hainto mera ek kyon hai.:p